A Report by Adelbert, Head of the Blue Dolphins Shipowners Association
While we were repairing our ship after a reef collision, we were attacked by a shiver of sharks.
A few of my men threw their spears and scored minor hits...

But these were no ordinary sharks!
The sharks that were pierced swelled up and exploded like bombs. They completely destroyed the ship.

We have now lost all hope.
If anyone finds this report, please deliver it to Roswell of the Blue Dolphins Shipowners Association.

If a spiked shark approaches you, DO NOT go near it.
Also, DO NOT send a rescue ship to this area.