Annie's Jokebook


Do you think the shepherd saw that sheep crying?
- No, but he herd it.

What type of shark loves nails?
- A hammerhead.

Why does water never laugh?
It hates dry humor.

Why is a candle always so dizzy?
- Because it's light-headed.

What kind of job do two butts have?
- Assassin

Why is the sky being so loud?
- Someone's knocking on heaven's door.

What are dental x-rays called?
- Tooth pics

What does copper say when it leaves?
- CU later!

What does the king say to the sky?
- Hail!

What do you call a cold dog?
- A chili dog

Why did two fours skip a meal?
- They already eight.

What do trees like to drink?
- Root Beer

What kind of shoes do you wear when walking on ice?
- Slippers

Why didn't the butcher make a bet?
- The steaks were too high